Who do you think you're foolin'?

Ummm... Seriously people. Who on Earth do you think you're fooling with this one?

Now, I'm not a man - and I have a full head of hair. So I can't speak from experience.

But understand me when I say, get over yourself. You can't possible think you've fooled anyone into thinking this is how you normally part your hair and that you're not covering up that enlarging bald spot.

Save yourself from the embarrassment. Just don't do it. Let it go. Be real to yourself and to everyone who has to look at you. PLEASE!!!

And that's my public service announcement for the week. And not that the sweet little old man at my church is going to read this, but on that outside chance he might - let me just say - YES! Yes, I am talking about you. Please realize this is true. You look ridiculous.