Step away from the Katie

Ladies and gents - it's not been a good day, and it's only 1:00 p.m. It's going to be a full, long day and I've got about 2,340,680,943 things on my plate and even more people I'm trying to make happy.

So in the interest of not saying anything I shouldn't... I'm going to post a little "stress" prayer I found on the internet this morning.

Dear Lord,

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill today because they ticked me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I may step on today as they may be connected to the person I have to kiss up to tomorrow.

Help me always give 100% at work… 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.

And last Lord, help me to remember, when I’m having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to tick me off,that it take 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to extend my arms and slug them in the face!

Amen.

Ahhhh, now I feel a little better. Next we must do away with that stress:



But just to top it off. Here's today's words of wisdom: