Nader makes sense?!?

Here's a recent quote by third part candidate Ralph Nader. This is not an endorsement in the least, but it does make the most sense of anything else I've heard come out of him, McCain or the eternally fighting Hillary/Obama.

You want a better country, you've got to spend more of your time more time away from american idol, and more time on your members of Congress. We're millions of people, but corporations don't have a single vote, and members of congress are there because of our votes, so make those votes count.

Still?

So today's yet another primary in a few of the remaining states and we all will hear non-stop about it. I'm so over this election already and we're no where close to November. UGH.

Anyway, I found this awhile back on NatalieDee.com and thought I'd share the laugh.

Happy voting day Texas.

Steppin' up

Went to D.C. this weekend for a short, but enjoyable getaway.

While there, we caught the Capitol Steps latest show. Having never seen the Steps before, I didn't quite know what to expect. But, as it turns out, it was exactly what the doctor ordered when he said laughter is the best medicine.

Check out some of the group's parodies I got from YouTube. (Note: These aren't the actors and exact parodies we saw, but are the same lyrics and music.) And yes, they are political. The group is based in D.C. and have 'Capitol' in its name - it has to be political. That's what makes it funny.

Got to love America

Found this on the AP today. Couldn't help but chuckle while reading it.

NEW ORLEANS — Hurricane Katrina's victims have put a price tag on their suffering and it is staggering — including one plaintiff seeking the unlikely sum of $3 quadrillion.

A whopping $3,014,170,389,176,410 is the dollar figure so far sought from some of the largest claims filed against the federal government over damage from the failure of levees and flood walls following the Aug. 29, 2005, hurricane.

Of roughly 489,000 total claims, the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers said it has received 247 for at least $1 billion apiece, including the one for $3 quadrillion.

"That's the mother of all high numbers," said Loren Scott, a Baton Rouge-based economist.
For the sake of perspective: A mere $1 quadrillion would dwarf the U.S. gross domestic product, which Scott said was $13.2 trillion in 2007. A stack of one quadrillion pennies would reach Saturn.

Some residents may have grossly exaggerated their claims to send a message to the corps, which has accepted blame for poorly designing the failed levees.

"I understand the anger," Scott said. "I also understand it's a negotiating tactic: Aim high and negotiate down."

Daniel Becnel, Jr., a lawyer who said his clients have filed more than 60,000 claims, said measuring Katrina's devastation in dollars and cents is a nearly impossible task.

"There's no way on earth you can figure it out," he said. "The trauma these people have undergone is unlike anything that has occurred in the history of our country."

The corps released zip codes, but no names, for the 247 claims of at least $1 billion. The list includes a $77 billion claim by the city of New Orleans. Fourteen involve a wrongful death claim. Fifteen were filed by businesses, including several insurance companies.

Little is known about the person who claimed $3 quadrillion. It was filed in Baker, 93 miles northwest of New Orleans. Baker is far from the epicenter of Katrina's destruction, but the city has a trailer park where hundreds of evacuees have lived since the storm.

Katrina, which is blamed for more than 1,600 deaths in Louisiana and Mississippi, is considered the most destructive storm to ever hit the U.S. It caused at least $60 billion in insured losses and could cost Gulf Coast states up to $125 billion, according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.

Most of the claims were filed before a deadline that coincided with Katrina's second anniversary, but the Corps is still receiving them — about 100 claims have arrived over the past three weeks — and is feeding them into a computer database.

The Corps said it isn't passing judgment on the merits of each claim. Federal courts are in charge of deciding if a claim is valid and how much compensation is warranted.

"It's important to the person who filed it, so we're taking every single claim seriously," Corps spokeswoman Amanda Jones said.


Okay, yes, people were killed and hurt in Katrina. Yes, it was a very serious thing and people lost everything. I'm not a jerk. I know people lost lives and family and their whole world. It was awful.

However, I doubt any one person lost wages, belongings and had emotional and physical pain that would amount to over a quadrillion. Maybe in the millions - or for some businesses, a trillion. A quadrillion? Seriously? What kind of person must come up with that? I can hear some poor cajun redneck schmuck...

"Hmmmm... let's see. I worked at Arby's for $10.50 an hour and lost my job. So that'd been roughly $22,000 a year. It's been two years. So there's $44,000.... yes, I COULD have gotten 'nother job, but I didn't want to. I suffered too much. I'm all sorts of traumatized. I won't be able to work never. So that's got to be at least two million I'd of earned in my life... Well, I got da big raise in there and I would have started my own video game company. That's worth a lot... And my house - that wuz $300,000... well, yes, I coughed up $110,000 for it, but it was appreciatin'. So, I'll say it'd have at least been worth a mill whenz I was done fixing it up and adding on to it. It was going to be the blitziest. I was going to put one of those alarmifiers in it too. It'd got to been about five million. Then there's the suffering. I suffered a whole lot. That's worth a few million. Great Aunt Maybel died in her house four miles away. So what if I never visited her while she was alive, her death rocked me to the core. That's a couple more million. Oh yeah, plus her cat and dog. That's a couple more. So, what am I up to? 15 Million? Let's round that to 50. Hmmm... there's gotz to be more. Them goverment peoples make all that in a year. Stupid president didn't send me a helicopter to get me out... no body didn't have electricity... I had to steal me three DVD players and a shotgun just to have something to do... this here double-wide they gave me to live in is too small... I don't get but 100 channels on this dish... ain't no good food at the local McD's... I'm scared to go swimming... oh, and of the dark... my cooh hunting dog didn't get his own trailer... plus theres the more suffering. Yeah, that's about 3 quadrillion - I think. Maybe a little less. Doesn't that sound right? 3 quadrillion. My math teacher said that wuz a real number when I asked her in the second grade. Yeah, let's put that on the form. Plus some change, for Great Aunt Maybel."

What really matters...

You know, I got thinking the other day about the upcoming 2008 presidential elections. We're already hearing so much about the "key" issues. And I'm already sick of hearing about the "key" issues.

I pretty much know where all the candidates stand on the whole Iraq issue. I know where they stand on Social Security reform and their ideas on socialized medicine, fighting terrorism and abortion. Those are all well and good. We know their sticking points and will hear over and over and over all about their voting records and views towards tax increases or tax cuts.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

I'm over it. We have 1 1/2 years to go and I know my ears will be bleeding from hearing these people say the same stupid things over and over and over again.

So I want to know what really matters. The things someone can really relate to and align their views with for a particular candidate...

So, Hillary, Obama, Mitt, Rudy and all the rest of you - answer me these few things. Be honest and use a separate sheet of paper if necessary.

1.) Do you put the toilet paper on with the paper coming over or under?

2.) Coke, Pepsi or Dr Pepper?

3.) You get an all-expenses-paid vacation to anywhere for two weeks. Where are you going?

4.) What's your favorite music?

5.) What brand of toothpaste (or denture cream) do you use? Do you squeeze from the bottom or middle?

6.) List all pets, breeds and ages.

7.) You get a $10,000 shopping spree. What store do you go to and how quickly do you spend it?

8.) What was your college major?

9.) What's your favorite charitable cause?

10.) What is your IQ level?

11.) Last time you bought your own groceries?

12.) Last time you ate fast food?

13.) Can you name the past 10 presidents in order - right now?

14.) If you never were to have gotten into politics, what would you have done for a living?

15.) Could you pass both a written and physical driving test right now?

16.) What's one question you don't know the answer to?

17.) What did you get your mother for Mother's Day?

18.) What was the last concert you attended?

19.) Can you quote a scripture from the Old Testament?

20.) What's one thing you've regretted doing in your life?

You have 15 minutes. Ready, go. And for those not running for office, what's something YOU want to know about the candidates?