Thursday, November 30, 2006

Feeling hungry?

Check this out... apparently some ship lost a cargo bay full of Doritos and either didn't know it or didn't care. It ended up washing ashore down on the Outer Banks of North Carloina. And the best part? All of them are still good thanks to the airtight freshness seal. Yum!







Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Lady Katie Ketchup

:::WHEW:::

What a crazy couple of weeks. I know I haven't been keeping up-to-date the Marcum's current happenings, but it's sometime much easier to find something good out there to post than fill everyone in on us.

Besides, we're pretty boring most of the time...

However, last week - on Turkey Day in fact - I grew another year wiser and gained another year of beauty. Yea for me. Dad (Hinckley) turned another year older the day after me, too. To celebrate my birth and the feast of Thanks, we had my bestest-est friend, Kate-The-Great, and her hubby down. We declined to be traditional and ate a spread of Texas Barbecue - complete with a smoked brisket, baked beans and potato salad. Yum! Even did a little fishing - despite the stiff cool breezes coming off the bay.

We capped the weekend off with Holiday decorating and festivities with my sweetheart's classmates.

Oh and always, the pets are cute and doing well.

Enjoy the photos!

First, there's the Lady of the hour with a delicioso Birthday Tiramisu...


Here's the most awesome twosome of gals - still smiling despite the wind...



Here's Baylee - posing of course!



Here's Austin - in a rare moment of being awake and NOT eating...



And Jackie - with a funny ear-cocked up thing going on...



And here's one of my Nativity sets -



And here's our new tree - with new silver and gold accents... Say it all together "Oooohhhh, Ahhhhh."


McDonald's is beyond stupid

How dumb does McDonalds think we really are? Apparently, they think we're really messed up or something. Don't believe me - click here.


McDonald's has filed for, of all things, patents on the sandwich. That's right, folks. McDonald's wants us to think they were the first to revolutionize that whole bread and meat combo thing.

Riiiigggght, because that thing I manage to make in my kitchen is obviously too much a sloppy mess to be considered a proper sandwich I guess.

And you - you wannabe chef - you know nothing of the sandwich and how to make one properly either.

I guess this means we must either continue eating our pseudo-sandwiches or jump in the car, drive to McDonalds - leaving the already bought elements we bought at the store behind - and order their masterful and great sandwich for which they have patents on.

I think Ronald McDonald has really lost it this time...


Monday, November 27, 2006

How much did you say?

According to the Associated Press - the cost of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" is on the rise again.


Buying each item in the song just once — from a partridge in a pear tree to a dozen drummers drumming — will cost you $18,920 (3.1 percent more than last year) according to PNC Financial Services Group.

The total cost of items gifted by a True Love who repeats all of the song's verses costs more than ever before — $75,122 — for all 364 items, up from $72,608 in 2005, a 3.5 percent increase.

While prices for the partridge, two turtle doves, three French hens, six geese and seven swans remained the same as last year, higher wages made the lords a-leaping, ladies dancing and pipers piping costlier.

The nine ladies dancing earned $4,759, 4 percent more, according to Philadanco, the Philadelphia Dance Co. The lords a-leaping got a 3-percent pay raise, while the drummers drumming and pipers piping earned 3.4 percent more.

The maids a-milking, however, weren't as lucky. They make the federal minimum wage, which has been $5.15 per hour since 1997.

Each year, the Pittsburgh-based bank does a tongue-in-cheek tally of how much the swans, geese and drummers would cost if you purchased them at today's prices. PNC has been calculating the cost of Christmas since 1984.

For the price of buying all 364 items, you could get a brand new, fully-loaded special edition Hummer 2 sport utility vehicle, fully-loaded Cadillac XLR two-door roadster, a cruise around the world, a 5-carat diamond ring or top-of-the-line Cartier or Piaget watch.

Trying to find cheaper deals online won't help, either. The 364 items online would cost $125,767, including shipping costs, compared to $123,846 last year. You would spend $30,330 online for each item just once this year.

The nine ladies dancing are the costliest items on the list again, at $4,759. The seven swans a-singing cost $4,200. And a pear tree saw the biggest jump, going from $89.99 in 2005 to $129.99 this year.

The cheapest? As always, the partridge, still $15.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Giving thanks...


Obviously it's Thanksgiving and it's a time to reflect on all our blessings and give thanks. But how often do we give thanks to the Lord even when it's not easy. Sure, we can thanks God when all is well, but do we still thanks him when things aren't.


It's been a rough week for my families on both sides and many of our friends. It just seems like some many people I know and love are hurting and must not be full of thanks for their circumstances.


And pardon me for getting preachy here, but really, this is more for me than any one person... but here's what God's word says on the matter - in three different versions.


1 Thessalonians 5:16-22
(New International Version)
16Be joyful always; 17pray continually; 18give thanks in all circumstances, for this is God's will for you in Christ Jesus.


(Amplified Bible)
16Be happy [in your faith] and rejoice and be glad-hearted continually (always);
17Be unceasing in prayer [praying perseveringly];
18Thank [God] in everything [no matter what the circumstances may be, be thankful and give thanks], for this is the will of God for you [who are] in Christ Jesus [the Revealer and Mediator of that will].


(Contemporary English Version)
16Always be joyful 17and never stop praying. 18Whatever happens, keep thanking God because of Jesus Christ. This is what God wants you to do.



So, as we're in a pickle of a situation, or the ones we love are hurting, or as it seems our world is falling in, stop and thank God. Not for the pain or suffering, but for growing us, strengthening us and loving us despite all our faults and shortcomings. Thank him for the little things - that last breath of air you just took, the heart beating in your chest, the love of a spouse or friend, the forgiveness he's given and the ability to forgive others.


So, I'll end today's ramblings with some lyrics. I totally got these from a recent Sunday School lesson, but it's all the same. Meditate and think about how good God is...


Blessed be Your name
in the land that is plentiful
Where Your streams of abundance flow
Blessed be Your name


And blessed be Your name
when I'm found in the desert place
Though I walk through the wilderness
Blessed be your name



Every blessing You pour out
I'll turn back to praise
And when the darkness closes in Lord
Still I will say


Blessed be the name of the Lord
Blessed be Your name
Blessed be the name of the Lord
Blessed be Your glorious name


Blessed be Your name
when the sun's shining down on me
When the world's "all as it should be"
Blessed be Your name

And blessed be Your name
on the road marked with suffering
Though there's pain in the offering
Blessed be Your name


You give and take away
You give and take away
My heart will choose to say
Lord, blessed be Your name

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Donner les mercis autour du monde

For those who don't know French - the title of today's post is "Give thanks around the world."

The concept behind the US of A's Thanksgiving ceremony celebration is similar to many around the world. Such as the August Moon Festival in China, Tet Trung Thu in Vietnam, Succoth in Judaism, Kwanzaa in Africa, Pongal in India and Chusok in Korea. The only difference in the festivals is date, rituals and customs - but the idea behind it remains the same, to thank the creator for a huge andfruitful harvest.

So here are just a few Thanksgiving celebrations from around the world and now you can say you learned something today:

In China- The Chinese celebrate August Moon festival that falls on the 15th day of 8th lunar month of their calendar. Chinese believe that the moon is roundest and brightest on this day. Below the heavenly moonlight, lovers speak out their heart to each other. It is also known as Women Festival. Conventionally women are considered similes to warm and compassionate virtues and have the gift of fertility, just like Mother Earth. Unlike the famous pumpkin pie, the Chinese delicacies consist of moon-cake. Friends and relatives convey their regard to each other by gifting moon cake.

In Rome - The Roman harvest festival known as Cerelia was celebrated in the honor of the deity Ceres (Goddess of Corn). Their festival commenced on October 4th and it was a custom to first produced fruits, grains and animals to the Goddess. Music, parades and sports extended the glee of the ceremony.

In Brazil- The Brazilian thanksgiving is quite contemporary compared to American thanksgiving. When the Ambassador of Brazil visited U.S. at the invitation of National Cathedral of Washington, D.C., he was enamored by the concept and brought it to his homeland. In southern Brazil, it is a sort of expressing gratitude to Almighty for an enormous harvest. Though acclaimed for its Carnival celebrations they cannot be undermined in other festivities.


In Korea - The celebration falls on 15th of August, which is known as Chu-Sok (meaning "fall evening"). It begins on 14th night and continues for three days. Koreans make a dish called 'Songpyon' unique for that occasion consisting of rice, beans, sesame seeds and chestnuts. Before having the food, the family gathers beneath the moonlight, in remembrance of their ancestors and forefathers. The children dress in long-prescribed dress dancing in circle with an inherent desire of their blessing.

Monday, November 20, 2006

And you thought the voting was over...

Okay guys, it's time once again to gear up and vote. It's not a "big" election, but it means a lot to two turkeys out there.

You see, according to Wikipedia... Since 1947, or possibly earlier, the National Turkey Federation has presented the President of the United States with one live turkey and two dressed turkeys. The live turkey is pardoned and lives out the rest of its days on a peaceful farm. While it is commonly held that this tradition began with President Harry Truman in 1947, the Truman Library has been unable to find any evidence for this. Still others claim that that the tradition dates back to Lincoln pardoning his son's pet turkey. Both stories have been quoted in more recent presidential speeches. In more recent years, two turkeys have been pardoned, in case the original turkey becomes unavailable for presidential pardoning

What does that have to do with voting? No, you don't get to vote whether or not the turkey gets pardoned or killed... (Sorry to disappoint)

Since 2003 the public has been invited to vote for the two turkeys' names. In 2005, they were named Marshmallow and Yam (who went on to live at Disneyland - lucky birds); 2004's turkeys were named Biscuit and Gravy; in 2003, Stars and Stripes.

And so this year, I want you too to get a gobble, err... voice, in what the turkeys are named. Just click on the link below and be sure to choose your favorite...


VOTE HERE

By the way, for those too lazy to click - your choices would have been...

1. Ben and Franklin

2. Plymouth and Rock

3. Washington and Lincoln

4. Corn and Copia

and 5 . Flyer and Fryer


So go vote... it's your civic cuty. And be sure to check out the results on Wednesday.


Thursday, November 16, 2006

It's official!


Well, it's been officially announced. The Queeen's crossing the pond and coming to our neck of the woods to commemorate the 400th Anniversary of Jamestown.

Guess this means I better tidy up the house and get the nice dishes down from the attic. Oh, and better give the dogs a bath. I'm sure she'll want to see them clean and fluffy. My sweetheart's going to have to rake up the yard too.

Want to full story, click here for the article that ran in the Pilot.

Any suggestions on what the queen might like for dinner?

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Fun from space

Here's something I found thanks to my buddy Kate. It builds a message with buildings as seen from space. Who knew?!?


My message wasn't too original, but it's still fun to see.

Feel free to visit the site at www.geogreeting.com.




Monday, November 13, 2006

Tribute

For those out there who don't know me, let me tell you a well-known fact about myself - I LOVE Washington D.C. It's one of the most fascinating places on earth to me. And no matter how many times I go, I'll never be bored. I do love it.

So today as I was reading through past events on this date I came across the fact that back in 1982 the Vietnam Memorial was dedicated up in D.C. Not a coincidence, I'm sure, that it falls right around Veterans Day.

Anyway, so I did a little Wikipedia research and found out the following about the memorial:

The Memorial Wall is made up of three black granite walls 246 feet, 9 inches long, designed by Maya Ying Lin. The walls are sunk into the ground, with the top flush with the earth behind them. At the highest tip, they are 10.1 feet high, and they taper to a height of eight inches at their extremities. Granite for the wall came from Bangalore, India and was deliberately chosen because of its reflective quality. All cutting and fabrication was done in Barre, Vermont. When a visitor looks upon the wall, his or her reflection can be seen simultaneously with the engraved names, which is meant to symbolically bring the past and present together. One wall points toward the Washington Monument, the other in the direction of the Lincoln Memorial. Each wall has 72 panels, 70 listing names (numbered 1E through 70E and 70W through 1W) and 2 very small blank panels at the extremities. There is a pathway along the base of the Wall, where visitors may walk, read the names, make a pencil rubbing of a particular name, or pray. Some people leave sentimental items there for their deceased loved ones, which are stored at the Museum and Archeological Regional Storage Facility, with the exception of miniature American flags.

Inscribed on the wall with the Optima typeface are the names of servicemen who either died or remained classified as missing in action when the wall was constructed in 1982. They are listed in chronological order, starting at the apex on panel 1E in 1959, moving day by day to the end of the eastern wall at panel 70E, which ends on May 25, 1968, starting again at panel 70W at the end of the western wall which completes the list for May 25, 1968, and returning to the apex at panel 1W in 1975. Symbolically, this is described as "wound that is closed and healing." Information about rank, unit, and decorations are not given. The wall listed 58,159 names when it was completed in 1993; as of 2005, when the most recent four names were added, there are 58,249 names, including 8 women. Approximately 1,200 of these are listed as missing (MIAs, POWs, and others), denoted with a cross; the confirmed dead are marked with a diamond. If the missing return alive, the cross is circumscribed by a circle, (although this has never occurred as of August 2005); if their death is confirmed, a diamond is superimposed over the cross. According to the Vietnam Veterans Memorial Fund "there is no definitive answer to exactly how many, but there could be as many as 38 names of personnel who survived, but through clerical errors, were added to the list of fatalities provided by the Department of Defense."

I know - that's a lot of facts to digest - but it barely even describes how the wall looks when you're there in front of it. Many people hated the design when it was unveiled and still feel it looks oddly out of place or "like a giant gash in the ground," but the fact remains that it's a place for civilians and veterans alike to go and reflect on the sacrifices made by those who served.

Even those who don't feel gun-ho patriotic or agree with current military involvement, it's a place of respect and should be appreciate for what it represents.

So there's your history lesson for today. And if you want to learn more about it - like the Woman's Memorial and the Three Soldiers (both part of the memorial that aren't part of the wall) go to Wikipedia's page about the site and learn a little more. It's pretty neat.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Brought to you by the letter S

It was today way back in 1969 that Sesame Street was put on the map with the National Education Television Network series of the same name (it moved to PBS later that year). Today, it's said that over 75 million Americans have watched the show as children.

According to Wikipedia, more than 4,100 episode have been shot in its 36 seasons. The original series has been televised in 120 countries, and more than 20 international versions have been produced, not including dubbed versions. The series has received 109 Emmys, more than any other television series

So here's to Bert, Ernie, Big Bird, Oscar, Slimy the worm, Elmo, Grover, Count von Count, Cookie Monster, Prairie Dawn and Aloysius Snuffleupagus - better know as Snuffy. Happy birthday guys! You're looking younger than ever.

And since Thanksgiving is coming right up... and since we're on the topic of Sesame Street... I found the cartoon below and thought it was fitting. Enjoy my twisted humor...





Thursday, November 09, 2006

It's another birthday!

Today's the littlest Hinckley's Birthday. He's turning a whopping 11 years old.

Happy Birthday, Samuel!

And for the birthday boy, here are some birthday facts:

  • More people celebrate their birthdays in August than in any other month (about 9% of all people). The two other months that rate high for birthdays are July and September.
  • Close to 2 billion Birthday Cards are sent each year in the U.S. alone, accounting for nearly 58 percent of all cards sent.
  • The world's largest birthday cake was created in 1989 for the 100th Birthday of the city of Fort Payne, Alabama. The cake weighed 128,238 pounds, 8 oz. and used 16,209 pounds of icing.
  • A recent survey suggests that more people are born on October 5 in the United States than any other day. October 5 holds a not-so-surprising significance, as conception would have fallen on New Year's Eve.
  • The least common birth date in the U.S. is May 22nd.
  • Since your last birthday 31,536,000 seconds have passed.
  • In the past year your hair will most likely have grown 12 cm and your nails about 4 cm.
    Your heart beats at a rate of around of 72 to 80 beats per minute - since your last birthday it will have beat about 42,075,900 times.
  • You breath at a rate of about 30 breaths per minute so, since your last birthday you have taken approximately 15,768,000 breaths.
  • The volume of blood in your body is approximately 5 litres. The heart pumps about 280 litres of blood around your body every hour - that’s 2,688,000 litres per year!
  • The average garden snail (not one that has entered the Olympics 100 meters race) moves at around 0.03 mph. If one set out on your last birthday, and it walked non-stop it would have traveled 263 miles. If you walked this distance non-stop you would complete it in around three days.
  • Since your last birthday you will have had about 1,460 dreams.
  • World population has grown by around 76,570,430 since your last birthday. In the time it takes you to read this another five babies will have been born.
  • During the past year there have been more than 50,000 earthquakes throughout the world.
  • The Earth is zooming around the sun at around 66,780 miles per hour! Since your last birthday the Earth has completed one journey around the sun travelling about 584,337,600 miles.
  • If you counted 24 hours a day, you would be over 31,000 years old when you reach one trillion!

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Check a box - any box

So, today is election day. It's today that we as regular citizens make our voices heard. Now's your chance - if you don't like what the government, at any level, is doing - tell them by casting your vote.

How people are unaware there's an election going on is beyond me, but there are some. I'm guessing they've been living under rocks or are all deaf and blind. But anyway, they too get to vote.

So for fun, I took a dive into the Internet and found some quote about voting and exercising our right to vote. Apparently, there are quite a few skeptics of our system, but hey - at least there's a system and we get a say in it. However, some of the quotes, if you think about them or a moment, hold some level of truth.

So enjoy the quotes and be sure to get out there and make your voice heard.



"Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." ~ George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903)

"Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody." ~ Franklin P. Adams, Nods and Becks, 1944

"The idea of an election is much more interesting to me than the election itself...The act of voting is in itself the defining moment." ~ Jeff Melvoin, Northern Exposure, Democracy in America, 1992



"An honest election, under democracy, is an act of innocence which does not take place more than once in the history of a given nation." ~ Jose Marie Gil Robles, speech in Madrid, 1933

"The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid." ~ Art Spander

"Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right." ~ H. L. Mencken



"Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half." ~ Gore Vidal

"Every time you spend money, you're casting a vote for the kind of world you want." ~ Anna Lappe

"When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them." ~ Franklin P. Adams, Nods and Becks (1944)



"A vote is like a rifle: its usefulness depends upon the character of the user." ~ Theodore Roosevelt

"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter." ~ Sir Winston Churchill

Monday, November 06, 2006

Snap

"Photographers do this for a living, every single day -- they point their lenses toward every single corner of our world and somehow make the mundane mesmerizing through their artistic eye. It's all a matter of being aware of your surroundings and realizing that there are some really amazing and interesting things to look at, even if it may just be something so simple as a wall being covered up by paint." Ward Jenkins

I love photos, that's no secret. I enjoy taking them and viewing them. Photos are some of my greatest possessions along with my cameras.

So today, as I'm procrastinating on a few things, I went in search of a few fun pictures. Here's just a few I found on Wikipedia. There's no hidden meanings behind my selection, I just found them pleasant to look at. Enjoy!





"I have often thought that if photography were difficult in the true sense of the term -- meaning that the creation of a simple photograph would entail as much time and effort as the production of a good watercolor or etching -- there would be a vast improvement in total output. The sheer ease with which we can produce a superficial image often leads to creative disaster." ~Ansel Adams

For my brain-dead doctor

My sweetheart had a big test this morning. So, to help him see why he wanted to be a doctor and in turn take all these tests in the first place, I thought I'd post some medical funnies.



Sunday, November 05, 2006

Brrrr...

"A moment, and its glory was no more. The sun went down beneath the long dark lines of hill and cloud which piled up in the west an airy city, wall heaped on wall, and battlement on battlement; the light was all withdrawn; the shining church turned cold and dark; the stream forgot to smile; the birds were silent; and the gloom of winter dwelt on everything." ~Charles Dickens

Well, I'm officially sick of it getting dark and cold by 6 p.m. everyday.

So much for nice evening strolls or a brisk walk around the block after work. Nope. It's semi-dark when I leave the office and pitch black by 5:30.

So this is my BOO to winter. While I love the cold and I love the snow (skiing!), I'd love to have more light to enjoy it by. And, yes, I'm aware we have the same amount of light now as we did before the change - but I'm NOT a morning person. I don't do 6 a.m. walks. I do 6 a.m. sleeping.

Here's looking forward to spring - if nothing else but for the extra daylight.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Only 52 shopping days left!

Can you believe Christmas is only 52 days away? How much of your shopping is left to do?

Really, all of it? Yeah, me too. I've still got 4 other family birthdays between now and then too.

So, to help move along the shopping progress... here's some great eBay finds sure to meet the needs of anyone on your list...

First, how about this lovely Moai Statue tissue box holder. Sexy, right? It'd go well with just about any decor and add a fun little element into anyone's home.

And for those holiday lovers around you - who doesn't love snowmen? So cute and adorable. But something's got to keep us warm... so why not this cute snowman lighter? Great for those winter fires - just be sure to keep the cute little guy away from open flames.

Maybe you're more into warm weather gizmos. Here's a fun new hand-held bug zapper. Go and get 'em.

And for the refined lady in your life, how about getting her the all-new Armadillo handbag? It's a stuffed fabric, so it's not the real deal, but imagine how many heads will turn looking at that stylish purse! Or, if you must, here is the real deal - a authentic vintage Armadillo purse. So classy you want to say "Yee-Haw," ladies!

And for the Trekies out there - you can get a Star Trek University diploma to prove your love for galaxies far far away.

How about some delicious faux bacon bandaids? Just what every accident-proned person on your Christmas list needs. Yum! Even comes with a free toy. Surely you know an Atkin's lover who needs some...


But whatever it is you get, be sure it's all done in 52 days. Be creative, be thoughtful, but above all things - don't be late! You've been warned.