McDonald's is beyond stupid
How dumb does McDonalds think we really are? Apparently, they think we're really messed up or something. Don't believe me - click here.
McDonald's has filed for, of all things, patents on the sandwich. That's right, folks. McDonald's wants us to think they were the first to revolutionize that whole bread and meat combo thing.
Riiiigggght, because that thing I manage to make in my kitchen is obviously too much a sloppy mess to be considered a proper sandwich I guess.
And you - you wannabe chef - you know nothing of the sandwich and how to make one properly either.
I guess this means we must either continue eating our pseudo-sandwiches or jump in the car, drive to McDonalds - leaving the already bought elements we bought at the store behind - and order their masterful and great sandwich for which they have patents on.
I think Ronald McDonald has really lost it this time...

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