Krispy Kreme ain't got nothin' on me...

For some odd reason, this afternoon I'm craving sugar. And not just sugar, but the sugar found in the items voted most likely to clog your arteries in one day.

Think Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnuts. Or piles of BlueBell's Homemade Vanilla ice cream.

But alas, I ate 2 Otis Spunkmeyer sugar cookies from Subway. (No, it's not eating fresh - it was eating very poorly - but it was delicious.)

Sweets for me!!! And now I'm thinking of cheescakes and snickerdoodles and Funfetti cakes with Rainbow Chip icing and hot caramel sundaes and all the teeth-rotting goodness out in the world. All the sweets without all the guilt.

And speaking of sweets and sugar - who's BRILLIANT idea was it to coop 784,238,907,489 kids up in a church, give them lots of sugary snacks, and 42 different paints and sticks and stickers and papers for crafts? Ummm, yea - it's VBS week at our church.

And I'm all about ministering and reaching out to kids, etc. But seriously - 42 million laughing, screaming, running kids and you want the to sit still to make pretty little bracelets and decorative papers to invite their friends to VBS with? Ummmmm, maybe - if you didn't hop them up on Little Debbie's and straight sugar-water punch.

Think it through people. Give them things to make them sleepy... Turkey - it's got tryptophan. Or even some homeoptahic herbs or something... anything besides sugar!!!

Yep, and it's only Tuesday...